"But It's Better If You Do"
This copy of the lyrics was transcribed from inside the lyric booklet by me, so they are the official lyrics

Now I'm of consenting age, to be forgetting you in a cabaret
somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name.
As she sheds her skin on stage,
i'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the clubs PA.
And the strip joint veteran sits two seats away,
smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri...
Isn't this precisely.where.you'd.like.me.
You know, Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naievety?
But I'm afraid that I, well I may have faked.
I wouldn't be caught dead in this place.